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ANDY BOROWITZ | Martha Stewart

She Should Be Very Careful Not To Tell Her Cellmate That Horizontal Stripes Make Her Look Fat.

by American Way Staff

— ANDY BOROWITZ, author of Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison, when asked how the indicted Martha Stewart might fare in jail.

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