To-do: Make A To-do List
by
Jim ShahinSome people I knew made lists of the personal traits they were
looking for in members of the opposite sex. I was philosophically
opposed to such lists. To me, people were too complicated to
pigeonhole, and I regarded the whole exercise as dehumanizing and
reductionist - terms, incidentally, I actually used back then,
owing to being in college where such terms were de rigueur (another
college term) if you wanted a good grade, at least in the arts.
I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. You think my contempt
for the trait-listing activity had nothing to do with philosophy.
You think that as a typical, garden-variety male, I was simply
unable to come up with any traits, that if a woman was willing to
say yes to my entreaties that that was trait enough. Au contraire.
I'm sure I could have made a list if I had put my mind to it.
I've also heard about people making pro/con lists. Apparently, the
idea is to list all the pluses about an impending decision on one
side of a piece of paper and all the minuses on the other, total
them up, and arrive at your conclusion. This struck me as too much
like math, which I didn't take in college because you could say
"dehumanizing" and "reductionist" all day long and it wouldn't
matter. You still had to actually do something to get a good grade,
like come up with a correct answer to a problem.
In the arts, on the other hand, you had to prove that there was no
correct answer. That I could do. And that, it turns out, is
precisely the problem for the pro/con list. Pros and cons are not
equal. They have different values. (There we go with the math
again.) As a result, you can always prove that the pros and cons,
when subtracted from each other and pi squared and exponentiated to
the nth power, result in one undeniable conclusion: I dunno, what
do you think? Very artsy, but not very helpful.
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