So, okay, I didn’t get married, then immediately divorced, in Vegas. But I can understand how someone in his or her 20s would. In other words, I am sympathetic to the youth of today. But that is not to say Britney isn’t OUT OF CONTROL. Maybe she is. And here’s why: According to People magazine, she paid $30,000 per night for a hotel room.

Thirty thousand dollars! What is that? Is the mattress made of caviar? Does the shower rain down Veuve Clicquot? Do the light switches have dimmers?

No wonder her family and friends flew in from all over the globe. Are you, they had to have asked her, OUT OF CONTROL?

If she is, my guess is that she’ll likely grow out of it, just as I did. My girlfriend and I eventually parted ways. She got married and, as far as I know, never got divorced. I got married and, as far as I know, never got divorced. I should note, though, that I didn’t marry until I was in my 30s. And not in Vegas.