My point, though, is who takes you in when you finally get released on appeal? Not that squealer Mickey the Neck, who you thought was your pal. No, you know who? That’s right, your wife. Or maybe your ex-wife. Or your second ex-wife. The point is, family is everything.

Even more than food.

Usually.

So, anyway, I hope I helped you, Class of 2006. Good luck. And make sure you always check who’s in the bathroom before going in there. I’m just sayin’, you never know what can happen.