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ANARCHIST VALENTINE

Front image: Black

Front message: None

Inside message:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But the only thing
I care about, besides tearing down the corrupt social order, is, of course, you.

Signed: With a burning passion always,
X

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ROAD WARRIOR VALENTINE

Front image: The drawing of a man with a suitcase in his hand rushing through an ­airport.

Front message: Wish I Were There

Inside message:
You are the love of my life
I hope to see you someday
But for now I must travel
I miss you like a driveway misses gravel.

Signed: Okay, it’s not the most romantic card. It’s all I could find in the airport. Gotta run. Hugs and kisses, etc.,
Me