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by Josh Ozersky"It's almost impossible to make a perfect cup of espresso," he
tells me, taking out an old-fashioned popcorn popper and roasting
the green coffee beans himself. Arnold uses a Rancilio grinder, a
precision instrument with dozens of settings. "The main thing is
not to use the blade or propeller-style grinders. You get an uneven
blend, and there's lots of dust - it's a real nightmare," he says,
shuddering. "How fine a grind you want to use is a variable - it
depends on the humidity in the room, the atmospheric pressure, your
temperature setting, and a lot of other things." Even the amount of
ground roasted coffee isn't constant. Arnold hates the use of
dosers, the fixed measured servings used in restaurants. Everything
that takes away control of the process bothers him. The tamping,
the packing, using just the right water - Arnold is as careful
about every step as an atom scientist working with live plutonium.
The one fixed quantity in the espresso process, he says, is time:
It should take 25 seconds to make a perfect shot. "Too long, and it
gets bitter. Too short, and it's thin. It's a very precise balance,
and I really try to stick to it," he explains, loosening his
tie.
Several other adjustments are made, including setting the steam
pressure to 1.5 bars - equivalent, I'm told, to the atmospheric
pressure in the room plus half. Arnold busies himself with
measuring the weight of the coffee, all the while discoursing on
the intricacies of preinfusion, the chemical release of oils under
heat, and the niceties of acidity and wineyness in African versus
South American coffees. Finally, the espresso is made. Arnold
admires it, showing me the telltale "tiger stripe" that marks it as
perfectly made. Am I ready to try it? I am. I feel a little like
J. Robert Oppenheimer, waiting to see if the atomic bomb will
detonate. Will this be the best espresso I have ever tasted? Will
it transcend, in balance, flavor, and body, every cup of coffee
haphazardly made by college dropouts that I have ever gulped down
before? Will it live up to the epic efforts of the geek
gourmet?
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