Bath | Saltwater Relaxation Pool | White Tower | Friedrich II

You can hop from the Sand & Light Bath, designed to simulate a full day on the beach (sunrise, sunset, and sand included) through sound and visual effects; to the Wave Dreams room, with a constant temperature of 86 degrees, funky music, and a somewhat psychedelic light show; to the Roman Caldarium, a steam bath that will leave you feeling like the Pontius Maximus. There are eight such treatments to choose from, including the communal Saltwater Relaxation Pool, heated to a soothing 93 degrees. It's a two-hour spa experience like no other. And although it may not actually cure your problems, it sure does make you forget about them.

Those looking for a more - how shall we put this? - revealing day at the spa should head across the Kurpark to the Taunus Therme. This Asian-themed water landscape employs the elements of water, fire, air, and earth to create a 15,000-square-foot aqua playground. Clothing is optional in a large portion of this coed park, including the entire second floor, which houses tanning solariums, several pools and Jacuzzis, and even a bar - giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "Belly up!" If you're European, this will come as no surprise, but Americans will never feel, er … more American than when hitting the Jacuzzi here.

By now, you oughta be feeling like a million bucks, so hit the town. Bad Homburg is rife with medieval castles, half-timbered homes, and historical churches, all of which are easily navigable on foot. From almost anywhere in town, the 157-foot White Tower, part of the baroque Landgräfliches palace built for Count Friedrich II in the 17th century, soars above the landscape. Head that direction via the pedestrian-only Louisenstrasse, packed with high-end boutiques and charming cafes. Strolling just off the street's western end, you'll stumble upon the Hexenturm.