Take This Job And Shove It
by Tracy StatonThe bin full of C and D files-to-be-created weighs on me.
I hear myself repeating Lorie's advice:
Never say, "Put it here
for now" - find a permanent place for it. Is this rolling pin a B
object or a C object? Does Tylenol count as an A object when you're
so organized it gives you a headache?
I'm so busy organizing my work, I'm not working. Wasn't outsourcing
supposed to free me to be more productive? What's happening?
What's happening is I'm seriously considering buying a label
maker.
Christene LeDoux,
Part-time Personal Assistant
Rate: $12 an hour
Found: Craigslist
Christene loves my daughter. Loves my dog. Loves my cat. On the
first day she works for me, she drops off dry cleaning, organizes a
drawer, buys materials for a new laundry-room shelf, buys hooks for
my bathroom doors, drops all my trash at the transfer station,
takes four boxes of donations to the thrift store, finds a handyman
to fix a broken bureau drawer, and brings me a latte. I love
Christene.
On the second day, she gets stuck in traffic on the way to my
house, and I spend the first hour of her time here searching for
tools she can use to install the laundry-room shelf. She installs
said shelf slowly and with some difficulty. Same with the hooks on
my bathroom doors. I realize, at the end of the day, that we should
have asked the handyman to install the shelf, so that Christene
could have worked on combining my address books. But I still love
Christene.
As I'm falling asleep that night, insight jolts me awake: I'm
making many of the same mistakes businesses do when they outsource
(see "Outsourcing Trip-Ups," at right). Having edited a half-dozen
stories about those pitfalls, I should have been able to avoid
them. Nope. Management 101: Knowledge doesn't necessarily lead to
execution. To lull myself to sleep I open my laptop and tinker with
the next day's to-do list.
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