Ringo Clapton Is God



AND NOW, a few words about drummers.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Q: What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise …"

I haven't read any of the stories in this special issue on music, but if I had to guess, and this is just a wild hunch, I'd bet that none of the stories in this special issue on music are about drummers.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A: A drummer.

Funny, huh? Unless you're a drummer. Or, in my case, a former drummer. Then, you're like the picked-on, snot-nosed kid: "Hey, guys, knock it off! Quit it! I mean it!"