Econo Lodge
Moving On Up
by
Jim ShahinThen, I thought, the movers jumped into action. I thought they
piled into a waiting helicopter and cruised swiftly through the
clouds to the president-elect's residence, unsmiling as they faced
each other on cramped benches, each of them lost in thought over
the grim and delicate mission ahead. Maybe one of them would crack
a joke to lighten the tension. I thought they rappelled down the
side of the president-elect's residence at night to the "Mission:
Impossible" theme song, swung in through the windows, swarmed
through the house with infrared lights on their heads, threw
protective pads on the furniture, packed everything up in an
efficient blur, then airlifted it all onto the hovering helicopters
that sped the unit and the president-elect's belongings - some of
them possibly strapped to the roof - back to Washington, D.C. I
thought they did all this without breaking anything. It startled me
to see that in reality the man who was about to become the most
powerful person moved, more or less, just like you and me. Well,
okay, not JUST like you and me. I didn't see in the photo any of
the president-elect's pals carrying big old stereo speakers down
the steps. And, true, he wasn't pictured loading a bed frame onto a
borrowed truck. There wasn't a U-Haul anywhere in sight. And, I
seriously doubt that he and his family had to drive across country,
bunking down in an Econo Lodge outside of some podunk town along
the way.
Still, even if this was nothing more than a photo op and the
president-elect didn't lift a finger to help, the very fact that
the soon-to-be most powerful man on the planet is moved into his
new home by regular moving guys - guys that you or I might hire to
do our moving, guys with big bellies wearing T-shirts - well, you
just have to feel good about a country like that. Or discomfited
about it. I'm not sure which.
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