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Take This Job And Shove It

by Tracy Staton

Now we tackle the desk. The goal is to sort objects, using Lorie's "Action, Reference, or Trash" system. Everything to be kept, including staples and every scrap of paper, is then categorized as A, B, C, or D. The A and B stuff will stay around my desk (Ace and Best?). C and D stuff goes upstairs to a filing cabinet or bookshelves. Clutter and Detritus, say.

From one desk we extract four mail bins of extraneous C and D stuff. With the help of Lorie's handy-dandy label maker,­ where her fingers dance like Fred Astaire's feet, we file the important papers, shelve the important books, create a spot for supplies. My desk is a thing of simple beauty. I wonder if I can work there.

As Lorie leaves, I am on fire with the love of organization. Which is a good thing, because she left me a list of about 10 more things to do and a dozen things to buy. I consider staying up late to create C and D files or shelve C and D books (how can Faulkner be Detritus?). Instead, I go to sleep and dream that my uncle has come over to categorize my bookshelves. (All golf books, here!)

For most of the next day, despite the presence of the temporary personal assistant I'll describe next, I organize. I can't walk past an unruly drawer without applying "Action, Reference, or Trash" to it. I sort my daughter's school papers and artwork, and store them in bins Lorie told me to buy. I sort crayons from markers from pencils. I shelve C and D books. In a forgotten milk crate I find the Filofax I've been hunting for for the last two days because it's one of those yet-to-be-synchronized address books. I find my daughter's lost birth certificate. I toss a lot of junk into a trash bag.

Since I started outsourcing, I've filled two large garbage cans.

The unalphabetized, uncategorized bookshelves annoy me.





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ISSUE: Apr 1, 2006
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