The car easing from the street into the
gas station, blasting
music, did not strike me at first as a tipping point.
I was just pumping gas, wondering if the $147 in my wallet would
cover the quarter of a tank I was getting, when the epiphany began
to unfold.
First, I noticed that the car was a top-down convertible.
It takes a Certain Type of Person to blast his music so loud that
the street shakes, windows shatter, and pedestrians clutch their
chests, mistaking pounding bass notes for a
heart attack. But it
takes a Special Kind of Certain Type of Person to do it in a
top-down convertible.
While the garden-variety Certain Type of Person can act like,
"What? It was loud?" when someone at a stoplight looks over with a
sneer on his face, a guy in a top-down convertible, aka a Special
Kind, can't pretend. He doesn't even attempt to try.
While a Certain Type of Person enjoys his music loud, he is,
believe it or not, at least cognizant of the world around him. A
Special Kind is unencumbered by a regard for others.
As I squeeze the gas pump and watch the convertible pull into the
station, I wonder just what kind of guy is a Special Kind. But, of
course, I know exactly what kind of guy he is. So do you. We know
that he is, well, first and always, a he. Second, we know that he
is young. Third, we know he is testosteronic, a Bowflex on wheels.
So imagine my surprise when the guy who climbed out of that
convertible was - and I am not exaggerating - roughly 73 years old.
He was a trim, distinguished-looking gentleman whose neatly cut
white hair showed from beneath his handsome beige baseball cap,
which matched his sharply creased beige slacks. His entire demeanor
suggested he was a person who had just come from a rigorous reading
session at the library.
Nor was the music washing over me in a tidal wave of sound rap or
rock. It was classical.