Who gives a better interview, Stanley Bing or Gil
Schwartz?
Bing, definitely. Schwartz has no comment on anything. And when
talking about my books, it's important that people don't go to the
bookstore and forget my name. There are so many books in the
bookstore. To go to the bookstore as an
author who's alive and not
F. Scott Fitzgerald is a daunting, scary thing. So it's important
we leave Gil at the door.
Which is easier, writing or managing people?
Managing people is a part of my daily life that comes up sort of
without warning and without any particular invitation. So I don't
have to say, "All right, I'm going to sit down and start managing
people now." The hard part about writing isn't so much the writing
as the sitting down. For me, once I'm actually sitting there and
writing, I'm generally having a good time. I amuse myself
tremendously. But the actual experience of sitting down and having
to write, well, I'd rather have a needle poked into my palm. And
what I do is, well, I've mastered the many subtle arts of
procrastination over a lifetime of putting things off until
tomorrow. And I'm really good at them. In fact, I once wrote a
column on the art of procrastination, which I divided into
precrastination, procrastination, and postcrastination.
Most writers talk about that in terms of being
rituals.
For me, that's been difficult, because my day job has so few
rituals, other than just being there. The one ritual I have
established when I'm writing a book or if I have a column due that
morning is that I take the train. I commute rather than drive. That
gives me 45 minutes of sitting in a quiet environment where all you
hear is the sneezing and coughing of other people. But unlike other
writers, I don't get up at 6 and have coffee.
Stephen King, I've
read, gets up very early, works for five hours, and turns out 100
pages a day. I'm basically worried about a million different things
a day having to do with my job, and the way I generally do it is
when I'm supposed to be writing, I worry about my job, and when I
worry about my job, I write.