Matthew Osgood | TODD KONERSMANN | American Airlines | Dallas
Letter Rip
by
American Way StaffAs I told my wife the story, I began to hear that crying laugh. You
know, the one where you think the person is going to need to excuse
themselves to go to the bathroom? My wife then reminded me that she
had noticed a Road Warrior call to entry on a flight we were on,
and when she'd asked me about it, I had said, "I don't have time."
So my wife decided to enter me into the Road Warrior contest
herself.
I am sorry,
American Airlines, that I lost confidence in you for
about 12 hours. I will continue to entrust you with my information
and business. As for my wife, thank you for always being there for
me and taking care of the kitties while I'm away. Thank you for
always believing that I am special. Please, AA, do not let my wife
know that there were 1,200-plus other people mentioned in
four-point type on pages 70 and 71.
Todd Konersmann, Dallas, Texas
Dear Todd: That was actually
eight-point type. If it had been four-point type, it would have
looked like this. Can you read it now? If it had been that small in
the Road Warrior issue, you might not have spotted your name at
all.
Yo!
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