Take This Job And Shove It
by Tracy Staton
Rate: $15 an hour, including agency fee
Found: Mom's Best Friend (a household-help agency)
Before dispatching Linsay to my employ, the owner of MBF Agency
tells me I'm a typical client: new to the
Austin area, in need of
temporary help, so busy I'd have to sacrifice time with my family
to have a clean, well-run household (needless to say, my house is
neither clean nor well run, except for the hour after my
housekeeper leaves each week). "I just saw a poll of women CEOs,
and they said the secret to their success is outsourcing household
functions," says the owner, Kathy Dupuy. "We're seeing the same
thing." As CEO of my self-employment, I'm expecting productivity
that
Alan Greenspan would be proud of.
Waiting for Linsay the next morning, I burn four pieces of toast
before I get one out on time. Smoke fills my kitchen and floats
into the living room. I turn the vent on high and go over Linsay's
list of things to do. I think I'm ready. She'll start with the
laundry and move on to wrapping some overdue gifts.
Once she's at work, though, I see I'll need to buy some supplies
for her other tasks. So I go to the hardware store, the best
one-stop-shopping spot in my small town. An hour later, I'm back at
the house, and Linsay, finished with the laundry, is now sorting
through my daughter's art stuff. I sit at my desk. I'm going to
work now.
But, checking my Master Outsourcing List, I see I need filing
supplies for tomorrow's organizational binge. I drive off toward
the nearest
Office Depot, about 45 minutes away.
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