How? We create a virtual adolescent environment. Our expert
technicians help you experience again the wonder of raging
hormones. You'll be furious one moment, sullen the next. We then
arrange cliques to help you feel the nerve-racking sensation of
being left out of the cool group.
There's a dance on the last night to help amp up your anxiety about
your body, your relations with the opposite sex, and your social
standing. We teach you to mumble and even put realistic-looking
pimples on your face.
Adolescence is the adventure of a lifetime. And when finished going
through it a "second" time, you'll be more than happy to be the age
you are.
2. Parenting with Ozzy. Perhaps the greatest adventure in
life is raising a family.
But it's tough work. We all need help sometimes. Wouldn't it be
great to spend time with an expert?
BIGOAF has arranged for you to do just that. No, not with that
Brazelton guy. With
Ozzy Osbourne.
That's right, you and your family will hang with
Black Sabbath lead
singer and star of the
MTV hit series The Osbournes as he takes you
on an adventure in parenting. Along the way, you'll learn the
secrets to raising a modern family, such as uttering unintelligibly
and swearing constantly.
At the end of your week long time with the great and powerful Oz -
whose improbable popularity made him the hit of an exclusive party
earlier this year featuring
President Bush and a galaxy of
political and media stars - we guarantee that you'll come away with
a valuable lesson: you've been doing a pretty good job all these
years after all.
This is as much an educational vacation as an adventure.
But BIGOAF doesn't just offer true-life adventure vacations. We
also provide life-adventure fantasy camps for those unrequited
heart's desires. For example: