1. Those who don't take full
advantage of frequent-flier or frequent-hotel-guest
programs and who think bonus points aren't important. -
Richard Glaser, Brookline, Massachusetts
1. They take pictures of the
customs agent.
2. They have 14 pieces of luggage.
3. They have no idea what a Turkish toilet
is.
4. They eat American fast
food in Paris,
Beijing, etc.
5. They expect everyone in the world to
speak English.
6. They pay the first price asked in a
market.
7. They wear shorts with dark crew socks.
8. They push the call-attendant button
again and again.
9. They leave their belt in the security
check station.
10. They make jokes about carrying weapons
while they're at the airport. -
Lynn Mallory,
Kannapolis, North Carolina
1. Early. 2. Early. 3. Early. 4. Early. 5. Early 6.
Early. 7. Early. 8. Early. 9. Early. 10. Early. No, really:
1. Still early.
2. Sitting too close to the gate.
3. Sitting (we stand and talk on our
phones).
4. Too much luggage.
5. Still early.
6. Don't know the rules of boarding.
7. Stand when the AAdvantage members are
called and block the way into the holding area.
8. Chatty.
9. Don't have a number of valet tickets
hanging off the carry-on.
10. EARLY. -
Shannon
Watts-Miller, Keller, Texas
10. Wears best suit to the
airport.
9. Stands in 45-minute line for boarding
pass instead of printing it at home or using the self-service
kiosks at the airport.
8. Checks luggage for an overnight trip.
7. Can't find identification and holds up
the security line while emptying pockets.
6. Goes through the security barrier with
coins in pocket … gets sent back. Twice. Forgot the left pocket.