Homer, you're already at Moe's. Enjoy your beer.

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We Said
Here are the spots that score points with us when we're in Springfield.


LODGING

Hotel Pillowmint, very expensive. The Who stayed here when they came to town to play a concert at Yahoo Search Engine Arena.


DINING

Bob's Big Poi, Hawaiian, moderate.
Have It Uruguay, South American, inexpensive.
La Snotteria, Franco/Californian/Italian, expensive.
Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, everything, inexpensive.


SHOPPING

The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. Best. Store. Ever. Pick up an issue of Radioactive Man, no. 72.
The Leftorium. A store owned by Ned Flanders, it stocks products exclusively for left-handers.


SPORTS

Noiseland Video Arcade. This joint at the Springfield Mall caters to the inactive sports fan.


ATTRACTIONS

The Springfield Knowledgeum. Its slogan is "Where science is explained with brightly colored balls."