Homer's Home
by Joseph Guinto
Homer, you're already at Moe's. Enjoy your beer.
We Said
Here are the spots that score points with us when we're in
Springfield.
LODGING
Hotel Pillowmint, very
expensive. The Who stayed here when they came to town to play a
concert at
Yahoo Search Engine Arena.
DINING
Bob's Big Poi, Hawaiian,
moderate.
Have It Uruguay, South American,
inexpensive.
La Snotteria, Franco/Californian/Italian,
expensive.
Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium
and Great American Steakery, everything, inexpensive.
SHOPPING
The Android's Dungeon & Baseball
Card Shop. Best. Store. Ever. Pick up an issue of
Radioactive Man, no. 72.
The Leftorium. A store owned by Ned
Flanders, it stocks products exclusively for left-handers.
SPORTS
Noiseland Video Arcade. This
joint at the Springfield Mall caters to the inactive sports fan.
ATTRACTIONS
The Springfield Knowledgeum. Its
slogan is "Where science is explained with brightly colored
balls."
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