DREW
DOUBLES DOWN
By JOSEPH GUINTO Photograph
by DAN MacMEDAN
No longer wandering the Vegas Strip with
only spare change in his pocket, DREW CAREY is now running the show(s) and loving every minute of it.
The
laugh detonates like
a building imploding. Rolling, roaring, rumbling. His face crumples like walls
collapsing — forehead falling into eyes, eyes into cheeks, cheeks into chin —
until Drew Carey is gone and there’s just a massive, fleshy, smiling pile left.
He laughs this way at your jokes if they’re even vaguely funny. He laughs this
way at his own jokes too. Not all of them, though — that would take too long.
Because Drew Carey is always telling a joke. Or, if not a joke, a story that
sounds like a joke. Even his serious stories include an implosion or two. And
he’s got a lot of serious stories from his past. Too many, really, for a man
who laughs like he does.
For instance, there’s the story about
his glasses. It happened back in the early ’80s, when Carey was splitting time
between a seedy motel south of downtown Las Vegas
and his brother’s house in Southern California.
He had just been kicked out of Kent
State University
and was working days as a waiter or bank teller or whatever paid the bills. On
the weekends, he served in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserves. In between, he gambled,
hoping to become a high roller, a whale. “I really wanted to be a professional gambler,”
Carey says. “I can still remember the first casino I walked into. All the
cocktail waitresses looked like goddesses. I watched people come in and play a
$25 table or a $100 table. I was amazed at all the money, the glamour. I got
really suckered into it.”
Suckered. Good word. Carey never even came
close to turning pro. Instead, he struggled. And he lived in squalor — his most
frequent companions were the dozens of cockroaches that he shared his motel room
with. “You couldn’t get rid of those roaches, man,” Carey says. “Every time I’d
come home, there’d be cockroaches everywhere. I tried everything. I put out
those roach motels. But the roaches would check in and check out and then go
for a swim in the pool. They just wouldn’t die.”
But back to the glasses. One night,
Carey took a walk to get away from the roaches. He was wearing a Marine Corps
jacket and the glasses that have since become his trademark — the funny, dorky
plastic black glasses that, since his recent LASIK surgery, he wears only as a
stage prop. It’s hard to imagine someone getting worked up over Drew Carey in
those glasses and a Marine Corps jacket. But it happened. A group of guys
driving by made some disparaging remarks to him. Carey mouthed off in return. “So
the guys pulled up to me,” he recalls. “They said, ‘How would you like to get a
hole in your glasses?’ ”
Instead of shutting up, Carey mouthed
off again. As the car drove away, someone inside the car shot at Carey. “They
shot at me!” Carey says. They missed. He chased the car, got the license plate,
and then filed a police report. “The cops were so blasé about it,” he recalls.
“I was, like, ‘Come on. They shot at me!’ ” If there was an investigation, nothing
ever came of it.
Actually, nothing much came of
anything Carey did back in those early Vegas days. He was so unsuccessful in Las Vegas that he could
barely even pay the rent in that horrible motel room with the cockroaches and
the “water stain” on the wall. “They told me it was a water stain, but I know
it was a blood stain,” Carey says. “It looked like blood. And it was chest
high.” Boom. Implosion laugh.
It’s a weird memory to trigger a
laugh. But those early Vegas trials are indeed funny in retrospect. And now,
with all the comedy and television-career success that has come to Carey since
he left Vegas, he’s able to finally live out
his Sin City dreams — he visits the city several
times a month to hit the expensive blackjack tables. Interestingly, it was also
those early days that led Carey to a very unexpected place: The Price Is Right. Even if he didn’t want the job of
taking over for the iconic Bob Barker in the first place, it turns out that
Drew Carey is the perfect person to hold the long microphone on that American
daytime institution. He’s perfect because he loves a winner and because the time
he spent in Vegas taught him what it’s like to want to win — and to really want to win.
“I’m so happy when the contestants
win,” Carey says. “These people, they’re just regular people, and they get the
chance to come on TV and have the best day of their lives. Just being on TV is
great. And then they can win a car or something? The average household income
in America
right now is something like $50,000. And you’re winning a car, which is like
$24,000. The showcases are worth $40,000. That’s a lot of money. You can really
make somebody’s year by having them come on Price Is Right.
“Plus, I just love giving away CBS’s
money.” Boom.
“A NEW CAR!” These words are not usually greeted
by silence in The
Price Is Right’s
home inside CBS Television City.
But for the moment, they are. It’s rehearsal time, just half an hour before the
show’s second taping of the day. The audience is still waiting outside, all
lined up with their custom hand-painted “We Love Drew” T-shirts and their big
yellow name tags. Inside, a dozen people are onstage. They’re taking directions
through headsets and moving about without speaking a word to each other. Only
Rich Fields, the show’s announcer, can be heard; he booms out the prizes on
offer today — the car among them.
In 20 minutes, all that silence will
seem a distant memory. “I hope you brought earplugs,” says Bente Christensen,
the show’s set designer. “You’re not going to believe the noise.”
No one who has ever seen The Price Is Right would be surprised to hear that the audiences
are loud and enthusiastic. But the actual noise and excitement levels inside the
small studio defy description. And logic. The audience members scream — yes, scream
— from the moment they are seated until the end of the show, taking only
momentary breaks when Carey speaks to them during commercial breaks. He tells
them how people still call him “Jim” Carey, and he chats with them about their
lives and careers. And he does not swear. At least, not today. Carey’s stand-up
act can be very raunchy, but he tones it down when he talks to The Price Is Right audiences.
The audiences, though, don’t tone
down a thing. Carey says he’s never experienced anything like it before
onstage. “You have all those hundreds of people directing all this power at
you. You get all this love coming your way just because you’re on a TV show and
you represent money to them or a car or riches or whatever you represent. It’s
pretty amazing to be in the middle of it twice a day.”
Onstage, Carey seems perfectly at
ease directing contestants around the various games — Plinko, Flip Flop, the
Range Game, and so on — but he hardly looks Bob Barker–esque in his suits. For
some reason, the suits seem ill fitting. Which is interesting, because Carey
had expected the job of replacing Barker to be a bad, ah, fit for him. That’s
why, when he was first approached about the position, he wouldn’t even take CBS’s
calls.
Carey says he’d sworn off doing
regular network TV after The
Drew Carey Show’s
nine-year run on ABC ended unceremoniously in 2004. Critics, who hadn’t been kind
to Carey’s sitcom from the beginning, continued to bash it as ABC dumped the show
from its lineup. So Carey turned to his stand-up career, developed an interest in
Major League Soccer (an interest that has culminated with his part-ownership of
MLS’s new Seattle
franchise), and even got into sports photography. He took on anything but more
TV. “I just felt like there were a lot of things I wanted to do in my life
before I’m too old to do any of them,” Carey says as we chat over dinner at a
restaurant just outside the gates of CBS
Television City.
But in early 2007, Carey got a call
about hosting the new Power
of 10.
He didn’t want that job at first either. In addition to his television aversion,
he didn’t want to be the host of a game show — he worried it might carry a
negative stigma. “If I was going to host a game show, I don’t know why I paid
for all those acting lessons,” he says, chuckling. “I mean, there goes my
serious independent movie career.” Still, the Power of 10 seemed like a good fit. The format, with questions based
on “what America
thinks,” would let Carey tell brief stories about his life and experiences. It
would also let him be as outspoken as one can be on a game show. Carey has long
been a proud political independent. So he took the Power of 10 job. His success there led CBS to
call him when Barker retired — even though the network had plenty of people,
Rosie O’Donnell included, actively seeking the gig.
But when CBS called, Carey didn’t
answer. “When they first offered me the job,” Carey says, “I was in a Cracker
Barrel in North Carolina, taking a little road
trip after having taped Power
of 10 in
New York. I was
checking my messages. I saw who it was and what they wanted, and I said, ‘Nope.
I’m going to eat.’ There was no way I was going to put myself though that
misery and have everyone make fun of me and trash me and tell me, ‘You’re no
Bob Barker.’ ”
But that was just the point to CBS’s
way of thinking — Drew Carey isn’t Bob Barker. There is no comparison. He’s
bigger, louder, and brasher than Barker. And yet, he’s still somehow
approachable. With his Cleveland
roots, Midwestern accent, and those dorky glasses, he has just the right
all-American vibe. Or, as the network specifically told him, he is an
“everyman.” Eventually, the network brass convinced Carey that he was the right
man for the job. “CBS said I have a lot of empathy,” Carey says. “And I really do.
When they say I have everyman appeal, I think it’s because I don’t come across
as somebody who is above other people. I’m not doing a favor by letting you
meet me. And some people in Hollywood
really do have that attitude.”
This empathy is clear during The Price Is Right tapings. During those commercial breaks,
when he’s talking to the audience, Carey sincerely apologizes to people who didn’t
win and congratulates those who did. And he hugs people. Lots of people. The
day I visited, he even gave a woman a surprise 30th-anniversary gift from her
husband. This is work, sure. But CBS has made the job pleasantly remunerative
for Carey (Variety
put his annual
salary in the seven-figure range), and it certainly looks like he’s having fun
putting those Bob Barker comparisons to rest. “To be in this kind of
environment and to work with really nice people is more than I could have asked
for,” Carey says. “And to get the kind of energy and love you get from these
audiences — it’s amazing. When I walk out of work, I feel great.”
CAREY
FEELS GREAT a lot these days. He’s trying to
conquer his early-life depression by turning to self-help authors — Dale Carnegie,
Tony Robbins, and Wayne Dyer, among them. Through them, he’s learned to stay
positive, something he rarely was before his show-business career began.
His early life was anything but
comic. His father died of a brain tumor when Carey was just eight years old. At
age 18, when in college, he tried to overdose on sleeping pills. Then he flunked
out and bought a bus ticket with money he’d received from his father’s Social
Security checks. “Greyhound had this Ameripass, where you could get on and off
the bus wherever you wanted to,” Carey says. “I had a backpack, and I would sleep
on the bus at night, and then in the daytime, I would get up and wash up in the
men’s room at the Greyhound station. Then I would explore the town wherever I
was. It didn’t matter where it was either. Wherever we were when I woke up in
the morning, I would just walk around.”
Las
Vegas
was one of the few places in which he decided to stay the night. “I got a motel
room out at the edge of the Strip, by the Hacienda. I got there in the late
afternoon, and I ended up walking all the way down the Strip. I walked all the way
to downtown. I just stared at the lights and thought, ‘Man, this is the
greatest place. Look at all the stars who are playing here. Look at all these
big signs.’ ”
Carey decided to stay in Vegas for a
while, hoping to become part of the glitz and glamour — and hoping to play
blackjack at the expensive (back then) $25 tables. Thing is, he was never able
to afford those tables. Instead, he played the $2 tables when he was flush and
the $0.25 tables when he wasn’t. Mostly, he wasn’t. Perhaps not coincidentally,
his second unsuccessful suicide attempt, also with sleeping pills, took place in
Las Vegas.
Still, Carey has no ill will toward
the city. Though he was never able to make much money at gambling, he loved the
thrill of it and learned the games well enough to become an above-average
player, which he is to this day. That’s why he makes frequent return visits to Las Vegas, and perhaps
it’s also why he tips so well. “I’m not playing for rent money anymore,” Carey
says. “So when I win, I just give everything away in tips. I’ve developed a
reputation as a really good tipper.”
He’s also developed a reputation
among his gambling cohorts as being a fun guy to hang around with. As part of
the self-help life philosophy he developed to overcome his depression, Carey
tries to remain positive whenever possible — especially at the blackjack
tables. “When I gamble, I do not allow any negative expression at the table,” Carey
says. “No negative comments. I tell people if they’ve never gambled with me, ‘It’s
nothing to worry about. We’re just here to gamble and relax. If you have any
other emotions, you have to leave the table.’ It’s hard for me to be around
anyone who is negative.”
It’s hard to imagine that anyone
could stay negative around Carey for long, what with that detonation of a
laugh. It’s irresistibly infectious. And though he doesn’t blast away audiences
with his laughter too often, he’s found one way to get his positive message out
to the Price
Is Right studio
audience. He tells each group that comes in what he’s learned from hosting the
show. He calls it “the zen of The Price Is Right.”
“If you watch football or baseball on
TV, you’re rooting against somebody,” Carey says. “That’s a negative thing.
With Price
Is Right,
you can actually root for somebody to do well and hope for something good to happen
to a total stranger. That makes your life better. You don’t have to know
anything about them; you just hope someone does well, and that benefits you. Because
that positive energy will come back to you.”
American
Way
associate editor JOSEPH GUINTO wrote
about China’s
wine market in our December 1, 2007 issue.
When in Vegas …What Drew Carey does, and
advises you not to do, in Sin
City.
You’ll probably find
Drew Carey at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino▼, unless he wants a quieter weekend: “I love staying at the
Hard Rock,” Carey says. “I always have a good time there. But sometimes it’s a
little too noisy for me. The one thing about the Hard Rock is that in the
summer, the pool gets going at 10 in the morning. And if you have a poolside
room, you’re waking up at 9:30 or 10, and in Vegas, that’s like the crack of
dawn. Sometimes when I go to Vegas, all I want to do is read and relax and
gamble a little bit. So for a quieter weekend, I’ll go to the Four Seasons. I
can get room service 24 hours, and then I gamble when I feel like it.”
Then again, you probably
wouldn’t be looking for Drew Carey in Las
Vegas anyway: “When you’re in Vegas, you’re your own
star,” Carey says. “So when people see a celebrity in Vegas, they really don’t
care — whoever it is. But when it’s me, especially, nobody cares.”
Well, actually there was
that one time when he was recognized: “I was at the Venetian, and someone saw me
walking by the fountains in the front,” Carey says. “They said, ‘Oh my gosh,
it’s Drew Carey. Can we get a picture?’ There’s like 10 people there. So, I go pose
for the picture. They all gather around me. And right before the guy snaps the
picture, a guy in front of me points at me and says, ‘All right, The King of
Queens!’ Totally wrong show.”
A Drew Carey tip for
those visiting Vegas? Drink smart: “You don’t have to go to Tao and all the
after-hours clubs, where you have to wait in line and hope the doorman likes you
and it’s thump, thump, thump. Those are good if you’re partying. I go to those places.
But sometimes you want to drink and talk and get out of the casino. And there are
actually a lot of good local places to go to that are away from the Strip. The
best thing to do is to ask a bellman, because they all go to those places after
work. So just go up to one of those guys and say, ‘Hey, where can I go and just
find a good drinking bar?’ That’s how I found the Double Down. It’s a punk bar,
not far from where the Hard Rock is. They have nothing but punk rock music on
the jukebox. Everybody in there looks like they just got out of jail. But it’s
fun, and everybody is actually really friendly there. For a serious dive bar,
that’s the place to go.”
Another Drew Carey tip
for visitors to Vegas is gamble smart: “People always say when they’re winning,
‘I’m ahead, so now I’m gambling with the casino’s money.’ When people get
ahead, they play a lot looser and take too many chances. But the thing is, it’s
not the casino’s money. It’s your money. So you should be as careful with that
money as you were with the money you showed up with. If you made money in the
stock market and you got your quarterly dividend check, you wouldn’t go, ‘All right,
I’m spending GM’s money today!’ Same thing with gambling. You made a risky, risky
investment, and now it belongs to you.”
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