No, you can’t ride with Lance. But you can create your own Tour de France. Discover France will hook you up with a self-guided bike tour through the French countryside and handle all the gritty details like hauling your luggage and making hotel and restaurant reservations. All you do is pick the route and ride. Pedal as fast as a professional, or go as slow as an escargot. Starting at $795 per person. (800) 960-2221, www.discoverfrance.com