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Valentine’s Day Massacre

by Sarah Hepola, Kevin Raub, John Gonzalez, and Elena Rover

After a brief exercise that vaguely recalled what people generally think of as hypnotism (i.e., what people see on TV, with dangling watches and counts of three and such - for the most part, this is fiction), Dr. Verea had me stand up, concentrate on a small eye hanging from the ceiling, and imagine a great force blowing me over. I fell back in his arms. It was an exercise in trust, which I passed. I then sat down and the doctor went through a series of relaxation and mind-opening exercises, ending with a proclamation that when I went to sleep that evening, "You can remember. You will remember."

I didn't.

What all of this leads me to believe is the following: Since I have been traveling extensively for a slew of magazines for the last six years, I have come to love countries, not women. This Valentine's Day, I'll be in New Zealand. Surely I will remember that.





Too Much Pressure by John Gonzalez

The truth is, I hate effort. Really, I hate anything that even remotely resembles effort. Call me lazy if you like, but I just don't want to be bothered with, you know, doing stuff.

Halloween parties, for example, are always a huge problem for me. First, unless the party is held on my couch - and, for some reason, it never is - then I'm usually not big on the idea because it involves me getting up off my couch to go to a location that is clearly not my couch. So there's that little problem. Then there's the notion that all good Halloween-party guests wear interesting/clever costumes. I hate that, too, and I generally rebel against it.

But compared with Valentine's Day, Halloween is the equivalent of a lazy Sunday afternoon. Valentine's Day is akin to a busy Monday - complete with meetings with your boss and demands by the company brass that you produce a quality work product, and quickly … or else. Valentine's Day is a snarling beast of physical and mental exertion. It pretends to be about love and good deeds, but it's actually about stress and inadequacies.


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