I'm a member of a subset of the road warriors, a group I call
Working Out of State Employees, or WOOSEs. We typically fly out on
Monday mornings - or, if we're dedicated, on Sunday nights - and
return home on Friday. We possess certain characteristics that
differentiate us from the typical road warrior. See if you qualify
to be a WOOSE. You might be a WOOSE if:
• Your web favorites include Seatguru.com for seat selection and
at least three travel sites.
• You have the elite reservation number on your cell phone's speed
dial.
• The gate agents, flight attendants, and pilots of your regular
shuttle route know you by name.
• You qualify for elite status by segments, not by miles.
• You have a preferred room number that your regular hotel always
reserves for you.
• You know the secret to turning on a hotel-lobby juice machine
after hours.
• Your cell phone's contact list includes the front-desk numbers of
at least five airport hotels.
• The restaurant at your regular work location has your regular
table and knows your favorites.
• At smaller locales, the
car-rental company blocks a specific
vehicle for you.
• Finally, you are a true WOOSE if you can reserve a flight on
AA.com in under three minutes.
John Strupeck, Carol Stream, Illinois
Dear John: Great list! In fact, we love it so much, we'd
like to contribute. Kind of an extra challenge for you and your
fellow travelers: You might be a WOOSE if you can spell, in
alphabetical order, every name on our masthead.
ROLLING RIGHT ALONG
I just found your article "Straight Shooters" [August 1] online,
and I had to drop you a line to tell you how much I appreciated it.
My name is
Chris King, and I was one of the younger guys hanging
around the Marble Club Super Dome while you were here working on
your story. I have read any article on Rolley-Hole I can [get my
hands on] in the last three years, and your story has to be one of
the most accurate I have seen.