White House basement
Moving On Up
by
Jim Shahin
But it isn't the universality of the photo that gives me pause. It
is the look of the movers. They're schleppy guys, paunchy, wearing
T-shirts, jeans, and gimme caps. They look, in other words, like
moving guys. So much so that the name of the moving company is
clearly visible on the guy whose back is to the camera. What, I
wonder, is the soon-to-be most powerful person on the planet doing
using a regular out-of-the-Yellow-Pages moving service? The move
happened back in January, so you may be wondering why I bring it up
now. Basically, it's because of all the things that happened in
that wacky election, nothing was quite so surprising - not the
closeness of the race nor the partisan bending of law - as the fact
that in the end the guys who move the soon-to-be most powerful
person on the planet into the
White House are the same guys who
might move me into my house.
Here's what I thought. I thought that the government employed a
crack unit of specially trained moving guys. I thought that this
unit probably had a name, something no-nonsense, like Eagle One
Rapid Response Transport Team. I thought these Navy Seals of the
moving world did such difficult training exercises as carrying
dressers through tight doorways and negotiating sofa beds down
winding staircases. I thought the men in the unit wore matching
uniforms and sat around in a high-security room in the White House
basement waiting to be called into action, killing time playing
cards and making wisecracks until, finally, a little red light and
a shrill bleeping sound went off.
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