Forgetpeeled-grape eyeballs and spaghetti for brains. These days, hauntedhouses are high-tech cinematic extravaganzas, complete with animatroniccreatures and computer-driven light shows. And that lunatic chasing youout the back door with a chain saw? Professional actor. Steve Kopelman,an expert in Halloween showmanship (he’s owned and operated hauntedhouses in various cities for 22 years, and he runs the onlinehaunted-house site www.hauntedhouse.com), gives us the skinny on this holiday attraction that brings in some 32 million people a year. -- Tracy Staton
What do people expect these days when they pay their haunted-house entry fee?Bigger,better, and scarier. They want to feel like they’re in a movie.Animatronics, robotics, pneumatics, and minicomputers [are used with]almost every scene. These are the same things used at the majoramusement parks. It’s really realistic and really high-tech.
So, how much does it cost to set up one of these high-tech houses?Fora good one, close to $500,000. [Plus], you have to pass very stringentsafety requirements ... [sometimes] even more so than a restaurant.Fire-alarm panels, sprinkler systems, strobes, everything.
But the idea is to make people feel as if they’re not safe, right?Eventhough people know when they go that nothing will happen to them, youwant them to psychologically cross that comfort level. That’s whenthey’re happy, when they go running out, screaming, at the end.
STEVE KOPELMAN’S FAVORITE HAUNTSThrillvania, Terrell, TexasA 50-acre complex built by former Disney Imagineers. Includes VerdunManor, two animatronic shows, a haunted trail, a swamp, and agraveyard. New this year: a torture museum. $25.
www.thrillvania.comWoods of Terror, Greensboro, North CarolinaA nearly one-mile trek through scary woods, plus a tomb, a hauntedfarm, and a creepy carnival. “They don’t give you too much time tobreathe,” Kopelman says. $20.
www.woodsofterror.comBennett’s Curse, Baltimore By far the best of the haunted-house-in-a-tent genre. Amazing costumes carry out the medieval theme. $22.
www.bennettscurse.comNightmare: Ghost Stories, MiamiWith Off Broadway producers at the helm, New York’s No. 1 hauntedattraction comes to South Florida. Kopelman calls it “the most[absorbing] haunted house in the country; you’re right in the middle ofthe scenes.” $30 .
www.hauntedhousenyc.com/miamiScreamworld, HoustonFive attractions on five acres, with
3-D movie monsters and lots morespecial effects. New this year: even-more-realistic scenes with,according to Kopelman, “an extremely high fright level.” $22.
www.screamworld.comWANT TO KNOW HOW TO BLEND IN THIS YEAR?Dress as one of these characters, which are expected to get big play on October 31.
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